Cocktail lounge, Norway
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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At a Budapest zoo
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
THE GUARD ON DUTY.
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Doctor's office, Rome
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
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Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELF.
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In a Nairobi restaurant
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
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On the grounds of a Nairobi private school
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
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In a Tokyo bar
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
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Hotel, Zurich
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE
BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
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Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
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A laundry in Rome
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS - WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.
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Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
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The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.
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Airline ticket office, Copenhagen
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
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In a Japanese cemetery
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
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Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk
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Tokyo hotel
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
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Bucharest hotel
The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
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Leipzig elevator
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
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Athens hotel
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
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Belgrade elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
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Sarajevo hotel
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
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Moscow hotel
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
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Swiss menu
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
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Hong Kong tailors shop
Ladies may have a fit upstairs
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Bangkok dry cleaners
Drop your trousers here for best results
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Paris dress shop
Dresses for street walking
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Rhodes tailor shop
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
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Hong Kong advert
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
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Rome laundary
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
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Swiss mountain inn
Special today... no ice cream
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Copenhagen airline
We take your bags and send them in all directions
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Moscow hotel
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it
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Norwegian lounge
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
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Tokyo shop
Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run
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Acapulco hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served he
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